He knows.

There are a lot of “I know.” items available, but most of them don't show the context and that kind of bothers me. I made sure to use the correct costume (and handcuffs) because, you know...it's kind of funnier.

That's no moon!

I would like to point out that my college education has not gone to waste. This is more or less historically accurate as far as shape, flourishes and...no, nevermind. There is nothing accurate here. My costuming professor would say I took creative liberties. And then he would say that a good costume designer always does. Maybe.